My darling sleek ebony colored remote. He disappeared 3 weeks ago while watching a movie. We have made every effort to clean the living room thrice over and have yet to find our dear little pet. Our knees ache from sitting on the floor channel flipping and I haven't been to Channel 25 in ages. If you find my dear remote... please call this number 555-555-5555.
(yes I am feeling silly this morning. Hope everyone has a good day.